The Undersigned, having passed the
most arduous fish test that the minds of
Science and Art and Nature can create,
has earned the title of
with all the honors, glory, and slime
that this title confers.
Bear this title proudly, wear this title
wisely, and see if you can use it to get
a free fishwich at the local food truck.
Gadus confidiumus — In Cod We Trust.